~*procrastination*~

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.



Oh my god

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

(via wigglyweak)

beachgnome:

xainagal:

needlekind:

greasybeast:

this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them

how do you DRESS like the music you listen to??? 

as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume

real fans imagine the dragon costume

i’m a bare naked ladies fan and let me tell you

(Source: heteromale, via anderson-shut-up)

sussexlock:

i’d love a you survived and i’m so relieved first kiss but please also consider a if we’re gonna die right now the only thing i wanna do is kiss you first kiss

Second one please

(via bisexualjohn)

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

(via anderson-shut-up)

skintighttucker:

stop that

randomingoftherandomness:

shubbabang:

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i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’

(via dashconsbouncycastle)

"At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?"
- Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via oomshi)

(Source: meetingsinthedesert, via pizzaparanoia)

uhmmsherlock:

You’re a bit like my dad. He’s dead. No, sorry— When he was dying, he was always cheerful, he was lovely.

(Source: donnanople, via littlemisshamish)