Hearing my brother trying to defend creationism to his friend is actually physically painful
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
just because your fandom “has a gif for everything” doesnt mean you should add a gif to everything….
BECAUSE ITS AS ANNOYING AS FUCK