~*procrastination*~

Hearing my brother trying to defend creationism to his friend is actually physically painful

theeverydaygoth:

kingofthebees:

buttman-rises:

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision




The reason I dislike most Christian self-help books

theeverydaygoth:

kingofthebees:

buttman-rises:

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision

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The reason I dislike most Christian self-help books

(via stability)

(Source: cozedkitten, via phobias)

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via completelyw0rthl3ss)

stink-finger:

president-whatsherface:

stink-finger:

president-whatsherface:

stink-finger:

president-whatsherface:

mangochannel:

catbountry:

bogleech:

IT’S A HUMMINGBEE

These are BEE FLIES!

Harmless to everything else, these precious little cutie pies sneak their eggs into beehives, where their larvae can parasitize bee larvae and eat their food reserves!

Simultaneously adorable and insidious!

fairy types.

I think these are the cutest bugs I’ve ever seen

No they are not bugs. They are flies.

Nope they’re too cute to be flies therefore they are bugs my logic is sound

Look at its wings. Wings separate orders. Bugs have half hard half soft wings. Flies have two soft wings. Its a fly

Your “orders” have no power here

You’re a bug.

:))) 🐝

(Source: cortem1)

stink-finger:

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired


Thoink you.

stink-finger:

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

Thoink you.

(Source: awwww-cute)

Actors meeting their characters

  • John: good evening, you alright?
  • Martin: what the fuck
  • -
  • Benedict: oh my gosh hi, I am so sorry are you okay? can I get you anything?
  • Sherlock: liar
  • -
  • Derek: stiles is such a dumbass omg
  • Tyler: smh shut up u love him
  • -
  • Stiles: aaayyyyyy
  • Dylan: aayyyyy lmao
  • -
  • Dean: I secretly love castiel
  • Jensen: I openly love misha
  • -
  • Castiel: I am castiel, angel of the lord
  • Misha: lmao yeah okay did u see this video of me cooking with my son
  • -
  • Captain Jack: I like dick
  • John: I like dick
  • -
  • Matt: Its crazy how we finish eachothers-
  • Doctor: saNDWICHES
  • Matt: THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
  • -
  • Tony Stark: I'm Iron Man
  • Robert Downey junior: No, I'm Iron Man

nyxviola:

enjolrasisdead:

sunshinebaby90:

dicklover3000:

just because your fandom “has a gif for everything” doesnt mean you should add a gif to everything…. 

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BECAUSE ITS AS ANNOYING AS FUCK

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(via sherlockholmesthetimelord)

whorville:


It’s like being in love: giving somebody the power to hurt you and trusting (or hoping) they won’t.
Marina Abramović, Rest Energy


It’s a metaphor

whorville:

It’s like being in love: giving somebody the power to hurt you and trusting (or hoping) they won’t.

Marina Abramović, Rest Energy

It’s a metaphor

(Source: deletethefeeling, via pizzaparanoia)